when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
still not exactly sure what studying is
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
Never beg someone to stay
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.